How can you still be living? What does this mean?

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John battle 2.9

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John Flansburgh & John Linnell (Real Life/They Might Be Giants) VS Johnny Jhonny (Paranatural)

WHO'S THE BETTER JOHN(s)?

Flans & Linnell

Johnny Jhonny

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(Despite the first round showing Flans & Linnell lost, it was concluded that it was very likely a botting that caused them to lose, and that is why they moved on)

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Anyways I shall add flans and linnell propaganda to this

  • Extremely funny fellows. Seriously. Their 80s music videos are super goofy. And the entire flood promo was amazing. And of course things like the Philly cheesesteak story
  • Theyre in their 60s now and they are STILL making music and are in the middle of a tour!!! I saw them last month and their 24th album will likely come out either this year or next year
  • Their songs are great and very different from a lot of other artists. "Love" and "love gone sour" as themes on the tmbg wiki (tmbw.net) are right next to eachother and have nearly an equal amount of songs
  • Lgbtq allies. Have stated support for queer people on multiple occasions on tumblr and Twitter spanning the amount of time they've been here
  • They love communism
  • Their kids albums don't dumb down their songs. They're the exact same quality of their regular songs, just with a lot less death
  • Weird al, Neil cicierega, Alex Hirsch, Neil gaiman, all of Weezer, Jim Henson, David Byrne, and a lot more people are fans of them. Weird al even made a style parody of them with his "everything you know is wrong" and Neil covered one of their songs in lemon demon

VOTE FLANS AND LINNELL!

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John battle 1.17

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John Flansburgh & John Linnell (real life) VS Joan Watson (elementary)

WHOS THE BETTER JOHN(s)

Flans and linnell

Joan watson

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WHY YOU SHOULD VOTE JOHN AND JOHN (linnel and flans):

  • Linnel has an amazingly iconic voice you can recognize they might be giants from his voice alone
  • There’s lots of photos of them that look very funny
  • Dr worm by they might be giants
  • Wrote so much music like so so much. 23 soon to be 24 albums
  • I mean come on it’s they might be giants why wouldn’t you vote for them
  • If you vote for them we may be one step closer to learning if they’re giants or not
PLEASE